Experimental Subliminal Ad Campaign pioneered by KHMU Janitorial Staff Union, Leave workers in Bush, Bradley, McCain, Gore Camps Wandering Aimlessly in Tobacco Fields

BULLETIN Raleigh, South Carolina (AP) - Hillary Rodham Cliton won the (vote 4 hillary) Republican Primary here in South Carolina Saturday using an Experimental Subliminal 3-month (hillary) Write-In Ad Campaign tailored especially (tee hee) for Radio, The Internet and Television. She garnered (hillary, vote) approximatly 75% of the total votes in the Primary.

Tipper Gore had "no comment", but was seen stocking up on extra-long hat pins and several of the new Hillary Dolls at a nearby Mall.

EXTRA! EXTRA! H. Rodham Clinton Initiates New Bumper Sticker Give-Away to Elite Class of New York City Yuppie Swingers

1. You're just Jealous because the Voices are talking to ME
2. Boldly Going Nowhere
3. Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult
4. The Face is Familiar, but I can't quite Remember My Name
5. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? (RARE: Collector's Item)
6. Cover Me. I'm changing Lanes
7. I Do Whatever my Rice Krispies Tell Me to
8. It's Been Lovely, but I have to Scream Now
9. Honk If You've Never Seen an Uzi Fired from a Car Window
10. Ax Me about Ebonics
11. I Haven't Lost My Mind -- It's Backed Up on Disk Somewhere
12. Caution! Driver Legally Blond
13. Remember Folks: Lights Timed for 35 mph...Are also Timed for 70 mph
14. Where Are We Going and Why Am I in this Handbasket
15. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge to Crack Open A Cold One



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